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POLL! Huh. Have Y’all Been Calling This Humboldt Position ‘Level of Cows’ and Simply Now not Telling Us?
LoCO report picture that we didn’t know we have been taking at “Level of Cows,” it appears | Andrew GoffDuring fresh bout of place of business boredom, we discovered ourselves once more dreaming of a Wildcat pressure out to the Misplaced Coast — no longer an unusual prevalence, to be truthful. Such longing, we’ve discovered, may also be partly quelled by way of zooming round Google Maps, which, as of late, ended in a curious discovery. You already know that reach of elegant coast you spot to the best simply because the Mattole Highway descends to Singly Creek. You already know. It’s that massive divulge second of the pressure that allows you to know that the fuel funding used to be price it. Yeah, that phase. Majestic. Neatly, Google lists that as being referred to as “Level of Cows.” Behold!
What!You already know the place that is going. In all of our years of residing in Humboldt County — since beginning, for you weirdos that would possibly attempt to out-local us — we’ve got by no means heard any person name this “Level of Cows.” Believe us. We’d understand that. So, Humboldt. Let us know. Have you ever been calling that position “Level of Cows” this complete time? Or what?
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“Sure. From the time I used to be ready to realize phrases, I’ve recognized that position to be the ‘Level of Cows.’ It’s very unhappy to me that the remainder of you might have lived poorly knowledgeable lives. Possibly you’ll now be as enlightened as I. Lengthy reside ‘Level of Cows.’”
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“Wow! New knowledge! I’m very excited to be told of the life of ‘Level of Cows!’ I will be able to all the time name it that now! Thanks, Google!”
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“No. That isn’t ‘Level of Cows.’ I’ve by no means heard that position known as ‘Level of Cows.” I will be able to no longer be calling it ‘Level of Cows.’ ‘Level of Cows’ isn’t a factor. I say excellent day to you.”
1,454 votes solid.
Ballot closes: The next day to come @ 4:20 p.m.
For what it’s price, “Level of Cows” these days holds a FIVE STAR score on Google — no argument from us — in keeping with 4 opinions. (UPDATE: Because the publishing of this ballot, “Level of Cows” unblemished assessment streak has ended):
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